‎5 year old "mommy why is it a few?". 'A few what?'. "You know mommy ....One Two Skip A Few Ninety-Nine
One Hundred.... they skip more than a few, why do they say a few?". 'good question, I think they used it beause it rhymes, but you are right they skip more than a few to get to ninety-nine'  I Love my Mr. Literal.

‎5 year old mastering the Mac.  Him: Mom, how do I get to the top of the page on the PBS website?  Me: let me
see if I can figure out how to scroll on this thing.  Him: Oh, I know mom, you take 2 fingers and slide them on the mouse like this *demos perfect apple gesture*  I literaly had a flashback to when I programmed the VCR for my mom as a child...